I think the scale's broken.....

The scale MUST be broken.

It tells you that you weigh more than you really do.

I mean, it really blows things out of proportion!

I won't even tell you what it said my weight was, but it was preposterous.

Stupid scale.... does anyone have something to eat? I eat when I'm upset.....

Yeah so?

I'd like to see you prove that I did anything wrong. Sure, maybe I like to climb into the fireplace and sniff some ash - but you would too if you could never go outside. Lulu did it first... I blame her.