Step into my office...

Thanks for the sheets

Wesley and Dee Dee left me some sheets. Thanks guys - now I'm ready for the winter.

I think the scale's broken.....

The scale MUST be broken.

It tells you that you weigh more than you really do.

I mean, it really blows things out of proportion!

I won't even tell you what it said my weight was, but it was preposterous.

Stupid scale.... does anyone have something to eat? I eat when I'm upset.....

Yeah so?

I'd like to see you prove that I did anything wrong. Sure, maybe I like to climb into the fireplace and sniff some ash - but you would too if you could never go outside. Lulu did it first... I blame her.

Letter to Lulu.

Yeah...so?

Stop looking at me -- I need some personal space...

Don't you wish YOU could jump this high?

Go away.

This is Cali here. I'm the spry, young one. Sure, they may call me the runt of the litter - but really, Lulu's so big that she can't even fit into the litter box! Ha ha! LOL!

Yeah, I hiss at Lulu. I'm not scared of that fluff ball - I'm just wise to her ways. Meow!

My name is Lulu. I am the big sister. Cali tries to hiss at me, but really she knows that I run this place. She won't tell you that she's just intimidated of me.

Plus, Mommy and Daddy love me the most.